SKU: 55652944826

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Description

Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift FlaskBreak Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when its time to pull the lever. Designed for those whove heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade,

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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It's not often you get to say 'perfect' about almost anything, but this is one of them. The product was a terrific price, it came in a day, was packaged perfectly, was easily removed from clever packaging, it was simple and obvious how to install, and it fir perfectly, both front and back. True OEM fit, feel, and finish. Like I sad, peeerfect for my VW Touareg. As advertised. 5-star. And I ask again, how many 5-star ratings have you given? This is my first and I'm n old guy. Been doing business on Amazon for decades.
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Fantastic blades at a great price.
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Perfect fit and work better than the expensive brands, like rain x. Have had no streaking issues as I have had with many inter brands. Great price for the 3 pieces as well, and highly recommend.
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Massapequa, US
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easy install, cleans well
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took less than 10 minutes for front and back replacement: a lot of that was spent on figuring out how to get rear wiper removed. perfect fit. by geometry, installing passenger front wiper was a little more tricky simply because of the reach issue [and I have long arms]. but that's not a problem with the wipers. windows were covered with pollen. using the spray and wipe option, they cleared up beautifully in one pass. note: OEM has a heavier bow with a joint in it to adapt to window curve. this wiper has a lighter, more flexible bow with no joints, but hugged the window perfectly. it may help that it's almost 90 F outside. waiting to see how it does in colder weather and with snow, and to see durability.
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Boise, US
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Good product
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Good value, easy to install, work well
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